Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
