I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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