whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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