sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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