Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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