I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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