I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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