: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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