What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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