His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Your mouth is God's brothel.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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