he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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