spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
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