she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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