oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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