I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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