Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
meet me or not, i'm out of control
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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