I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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