I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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