Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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