marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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