i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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