My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
