Your mouth is God's brothel.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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