you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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