Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
you win again, gameday.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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