Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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