i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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