Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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