You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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