I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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