Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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