so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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