Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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