Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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