It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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