so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Pooping to opera.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
