when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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