how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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