Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Randomize
