smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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