Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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