Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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