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Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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