So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
So much rum. So many feels.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
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