if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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