Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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