i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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