I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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