You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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