He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
