You're so nebulous sometimes
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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