do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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