i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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