I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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