is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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