I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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