It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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