you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
