After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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